Heather (sarcasm_font) wrote,
Heather
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I didn't take the motherfucking cookie, bitch.

Hello. I am to the point of exhaustion and I haven't done jack shit all day. Anusbi. I like dogs, but my mother is driving me insane with her pickiness and general indecisiveness. WINGED POTATOES! Kathleen likes winged potatoes, or so the Germans would have us believe. I think there's something wrong with this hallway. "Come on in! It's your master bedroom! Ow, my nose."

We're laughing like hyenas, now, but help! I deleted it all. Oh well, what was I saying? Right, second wind. Crap. It sucks. K -- it sucks like a vacuum, a black hole, and is cool like lava isn't. ^__^_^_^_^_^_^_^^^^^^_____^^_

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HELP! Another ball has appeared. WE ARE DOOMED!

If you cut every corner it is really not so bad.
It's the A-MER-I-CAN WAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Sherry Bobbins.
Sherries. WE HAVE COME FULL CIRCLE.

Oyasuminasai.
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